Wednesday, March 10, 2010

All Roads Ultimately Lead to the Hubbard City Cafe

The Cafe is still talking about the Super Bowl, it being a big football game and all. Butch can keep topics like this alive for way too long actually. This week he was heard to have said, "Everybody always said the New Orleans Saints would win the Super Bowl when hell freezes over, and I'll be damned if the same day they won they had a record snow and freezing spell in Washington, DC."

He kept on, "Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people making bad jokes that Cajuns aren't so smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody who would build a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius."

Well, Billy Roy thinks Obama insured his position at the top of the Idiots List on Monday. In giving his 38th speech on Health Care he strayed from Mr. Teleprompter and said his plan would "reduce the deficit by $1 Trillion (with a T) over the next 10years". Tuesday night Barry's crap scoopers were working overtime. They said the Pres really meant they would save $1T over the second 10 years not the first.

BM called this a three bagger, "First it is horseshit since the plan will increase the deficit by over $2T. Secondly it is double bullshit because Barry doesn't know the difference between millions, billions, or trillions for that matter. Lastly his last forecast was if you give him $800 Billion (with a B) to stimulate his buddies, he would keep unemployment under 8%. So how the hell can he forecast what will happen 10 to 20 years from now? And he does this with a straight face with his hand picked drug store people cheering him on."

Joe Barger Heard says, "Just when he believes Obama can't get worse he tops himself. His latest group of people to demonize are those politicians who would lie, go against their principles, and do anything just to get elected or re-elected. Who the hell does he think he is? He will read anything they stick in front of him. Now Axelrod and Emanueal are fighting about who gets to feed Mr. Teleprompter."

Mom and Aunt Martha love to take car trips on the country roads around Hubbard. Last Saturday after they got their hair fixed they drove to Mt. Calm on the paved road and then embarked on gravel hopefully toward Coolidge. Somehow they took a really bad turn and evidently wound up in Delia. The problem now being there is no known way to get back to Hubbard from Delia. Good news is as they tried anyway, they got lost again, and somehow made it back to Hubbard. The lesson being sometimes to have to get hopelessly lost before you can find yourself.

Hope our country is as lucky as Mom and Aunt Martha.

Think about it,