Friday, May 14, 2010


It is just too hard for the Cafe Folks to get off this Arizona Law issue. As Butch Jackson, locally renown memorizer of facts some of which are pertinent says, "Whenever John McCain speaks out aggressively against an opponent you know that opponent is one rotten apple and stinking up the whole basket. Too bad John is finding his competitive spirit 18 mos. after his Presidential election, but I digress. Just this week John said 'President Barack Obama is spreading false information (that is McCain speak for he is lying like a dog) about John's state immigration bill. McCain criticized an attempted joke Obama made: 'We all know what happens in Arizona when you don’t have an ID, Adios, amigos!' Spanish spoken with a Kenyan accent is really strange, but again, I digress. McCain told Fox News that the joke was 'simply false'. That Obama is totally falsifying the law passed in Arizona, which calls for reasonable suspicion, both whether someone should be stopped or not and once they're stopped reasonable suspicion as to whether they are in the country illegally. The law specifically outlaws racial profiling,' McCain said."

Mom tossed in, "McCain didn't even mention Obama's remarks about someone taking their child to get an ice cream cone in Arizona and getting embarrassed by cops questioning their citizenship. The only way Obama would have been correct is if they were going to rob the ice cream store."

Butch came back, "Never have the press and Liberal Elite Socialist Elite's been as corrupt. How about the Soviet Socialist State of Illinois stopping the High School basketball team from playing in Arizona. They say they are protecting their children against harassment and from putting them at risk from the Law. My God, if they have an illegal player or players on the team how about stopping them from boarding planes where you need personal identification instead of keeping your whole team from celebrating their accomplishments. It is like Billy Roy says, Libs are turning everything upside down. What is right like stopping illegals from breaking our laws is now considered wrong. Allowing illegals to live on tax payer entitlements is considered right if it will re-elect O-bomb-u."

Billy Roy Mitchum, unelected but unanimously acknowledged Chairman of the Hubbard City Cafe Coffee Group (BM will be performing at the Old Town venue on Saturday the 15th at 9:00 PM) provided his well thought out and semi-informative content, "Well it behooves me to inform the folks that none other than Newt Gingrich has signed on to our American Citizens Unite Movement, and not only that, he has given us our first slogan, slogan Hell it's a battle cry, pertaining to the whole immigration thing. That slogan is 'CONTROL THE BORDERs FIRST' and it should be adopted by every citizen who is tired of left wing elites trying to use charges of racism to blackmail us into accepting perpetually unsecured borders and amnesty for millions all for the purpose of electing Socialists like Obama. A real President, as Commander in Chief, has a constitutional obligation to control the border. However, instead of executing this duty, this impostor has actually blocked the limited efforts of the Bush Administration, stopping the construction of a 'virtual fence' until more studies can be done as to its effectiveness. The fact that President Obama refuses to fulfill his national security obligations and instead is trying to arouse public fear and divide the country is a dereliction of duty and a betrayal of his Oath of Office. This is smacks right up against treason."

"Newt warns us that back in 1982 President Reagan made a deal with Congress that he would give amnesty to 300,000 Mexicans if Congress would control the borders. The 300,000 turned out to be 3,000,000 (with an M) and the border protection promise was not kept. So it has to be 'CONTROL THE BORDERS FIRST', then lets talk about worker permits and changing the immigration laws, comprehensive reform, etc., got it?"

The folks chimed in with a fairly feeble attempt at unison, "We've got it, BM. Well spoken and give Newt our best."

May 15 will also mark the 1st Wonder of the Hubbard World as folks will celebrate Pat Riddle's 50 something anniversary having livied with Scott, local cattle baron, insurance tycoon, and semi-famous all around character of some local and limited foreign renown. This is somewhat longer than this writer's informed prediction of no more than 2 months on the outside being this writer was somewhat qualified since this writer was the best man in this particular wedding back in those days when it was hard to get a real best man.

God Bless Pat Riddle.

Think about it and those borders,