Saturday, August 20, 2011

Making Obama-babies and Money in the Good Old USA

The cafe is buzzing this week over a story forwarded from one of the blog's friends in the big city of Dallas. Here is why?

"This is preposterous! An emergency room physician told me that a woman in her late 20's came to the ER today with her 8th pregnancy. She told the first doctor she saw: 'My Mama told me that I am the breadwinner for the family.' He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get money from the State for the family. It goes like this:  The Grandma calls the Department of Child & Family Services, and states that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for all of her kids. DCFS (Department of Child and Family Services)agrees, and tells her the children will need to go into foster care.

The Grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and receives a check for $1500 per child each month in Illinois. Total yearly income:$144,000 tax-free and nobody has to go to work!

In fact, they get more if there is no husband/father/man in the home!

Not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid), plus a monthly card entitling them to free groceries and a voucher for 250 free Obamaphone minutes each month. This does not include Women, Infants, and Children (WIC provides Federal grants to States for supplemental foods, health care referrals, and nutrition education for low-income pregnant, breastfeeding, and non-breastfeeding postpartum women, and to infants and children up to age five who are found to be at nutritional risk) and other welfare benefits... Indeed, Grandma was correct that her fertile daughter is the 'breadwinner' for the family.

This is how the liberal politicians spend our tax dollars. When this generous program was invented in the '60s, the Great Society architects (remember LBJ) forgot to craft an end date... and now we are hopelessly overrun with people who vote only for those who will continue to keep them on the dole.... No wonder our country is broke! Worse, the Muslims have been paying attention, and by mandating that each Muslim family have eleven children, they will soon replace the voting bloc above and can be running this country within 50 years.

Are we alarmed yet?

Is anybody listening?

Sebastian J. Ciancio, M.D. Urologist,
Danville Polyclinic, LTD"

Add in all the benefits and these "breadwinners" might qualify for Obama's tax on the millionaires and billionaires that he wants to pass on those unmarried making over $200 thousand. But of course these rich welfare "workers" are all receiving non-taxable income which makes sense since they aren't working. Is this a GREAT COUNTRY or what...? Don't forget to pay your fair share of taxes because there are a lot of "breadwinners" out there depending on you!!

Think about it,


Thursday, August 18, 2011

Awe Heck, Algore and Barrack Are Going To Need A New Scam

The news is leaking out that that several months ago the Chicago Climate Exchange closed its doors after receiving no orders to trade carbon credits for a full 10 months.  To jog your memory this was a scam by people like Algore, Goldman Sachs, and of course, our beloved leader BHO who has lots of stock stashed away in a trust fund until he gets out of office.  The scam failed when the Cap and Trade Bill that would force companies and others like farmers and ranchers to buy credits to release carbon into the air (like we do when we breathe) failed.

Below I have reprinted this blog's July 19, 2010 posting about the Exchange and, on a local basis, how this Global Warming issue was playing out in Hubbard City at that time.  This posting has clearly been the most popular as measured by visitors who have visited this blog site.

Monday, July 19, 2010
Trading Cow Fart Credits (CFCs)?
Those of you who have been following this blog for some time know that downtown Hubbard City suffers from Global Warming every July and August. Those of the current Ruling Class who take their coffee at the Hubbard City Drugstore blame the warming on excessive gas expelled by cows who reside on land owned and operated by one Scott Riddle, local rancher and insurance barren and husband of Pat, who is an angel. Scott, his family, and many cows live west of downtown Hubbard.

Well, it seems the real estate market is somewhat slow in Hubbard, and a local unnamed realtor, Ram He-Mauel, is not letting this warming crisis go to waste. Seems this entrepreneur has set up an exchange where he will buy Cow Fart Credits (CFCs) from those who own land (and don't own cows) and sell them to Scott Riddle (who owns many, many farting cows). Legislation has been proposed to the Hubbard City Counsel that would require any rancher to have no more than one cow farting per every 20 acres. This legislation would allow the trading of Cow Fart Credits (CFCs) to balance farts across central Texas ranches. This legislation is entitled: CRAP AND TRADE. This writer will follow this pending legislation and hopes to interview most of the involved parties once the air clears. Stay tuned.Meanwhile, Once Happy Harry Reid is preparing to bring a Cap and Trade Bill to his crack governing body in Washington, D.C. This legislation would be patterned after Al Gore and friends plans to save the world from global warming while they also stimulate the capitalist system. Algore is an investor in the Chicago Climate Exchange along with other honorable people like Goldman Sachs. This exchange provides a trading floor for Carbon Credits (the exchange takes a fee around 4% for every trade).

Traders include organizations like The National Farmers Union who promotes tax payer scams like renewable energy sources such as ethanol, bio diesel and wind energy. National Farmers Union’s Carbon Credit Program is a multi-state program that allows farmers and landowners to earn income by storing carbon in their soil through "no-till" crop production and long term grass seeding practices. We know a lot of lazy farmers around Hubbard that would love the "no till" way of making money by just letting the carbon stay in the ground, huh? Farmers Union has earned approval from the Chicago Climate Exchange to aggregate carbon credits. Farmers Union is enrolling producer areas of carbon into blocks of credits that will be traded on the Exchange, much like other agricultural commodities are traded.

The National Farm Union surprisingly were big supporters of President Hussein in 2008. They graded each of the candidates based on their policies. Obama received a perfect 100% rating, based on his support of the 2008 Farm Bill and a renewable fuel standard. On the other hand, the organization gave John McCain a grade of zero percent, in part because he was in favor of reducing subsidies for ethanol and food products (can you imagine that?).

Folks, we are not making this up. The greatest scam ever is unfolding before our very eyes. Al Gore, Valerie Jarrett, Obama, the Green Movement, and the Chicago Machine are all financially invested in this ridiculous scheme. They have BILLIONS of YOUR DOLLARS in their gun sites.

This nation can not survive Socialized Health Care, the auto industry takeover by unions, government bailouts, deficit spending, and takeovers of Wall Street (with their Goldman Sachs accomplices), and now the proposed CRAP AND TRADE.

That's what I think, but then I could write a book about what I don't know,


Tuesday, August 16, 2011

BM and Old Duke At Their Best

OK, I will admit that I am a sucker for any song that includes a man's best friend, particularly with a name like Old Duke.  Particularly if Old Duke looks a lot like my old dog named Willie.  Include a young cowboy and a pick up truck and I go for my wallet.  Make it sorrowful with the pain of a good break up with a pretty girl, and I will recommend it to my friends.  Make the presentation from Old Duke's perspective, and I am beside myself going all in with my whole stack of chips.

And then, and then, have none other than Billy Roy Mitchum (really spelled Mitcham, I misspell it so he can't sue me for using his name) sing the song from Old Buck's perspective, and I am way over the top with shear delight.  As you know BM is the un-official Chairman of the Hubbard City Cafe and semi-local Country and Western star of some renown.  Insiders even know that BM bought my old motor scooter as a young boy when I moved up to my first car at the age of 14.

Just wait.  You are going to love this new video.  If you don't, I can't help you.  I challenge anyone to watch this just one time.  This video was filmed along Texas highway 31 in and around Hubbard City.  Watch closely and you will see Jim Ray Hammer's service station where I bought my first set of new tires for my solid red 1953 Mercury.  Jim Ray and son still run it and take care of Mom and Aunt Martha "real good".

Get out the kleenex and just go to You Tube using the link below.  Old Duke says "Look's Like We're Leaving Again".

My bet is at least 98% of you guys will forward this to friends.