Word Games/Illegal Immigrants and Obama On the Take

A friend of mine from Michigan knows that Aunt Martha, librarian/poet/writer of local renown, likes to play word games. He sent her the following facts to share with the folks at the Cafe.

Did you know....that the words "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car"?
...that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense, "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent, non-English-speaking jerks and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass morons with you."

How weird is that???

Well, a quick polling of the folks who attempted to view Obama's State of the Union speech rated it below an ugly goat roping. In fact, not one single person was able to listen to the entire speech. Butch Jackson, political observer/fact checker/philosopher of questionalble renown, claims that he made it for 25 minutes without dozing, which would have been 10 minutes more than anyone else. Butch's claim was met with unguarded skeptism.

Butch handed out the Heritage Foundation's review of the speech which included the following:
"The speech was an incoherent mess of promised tax cuts for small businesses coupled with the threat of tax hikes from his health care and energy proposals; more federal money to encourage banks to lend to businesses, coupled with new taxes on banks and individuals; the continued waste of his $862 billion stimulus plan and $2 trillion in new health care spending, coupled with a delayed and temporary spending freeze." Wow, looks like he nailed it, huh?

Butch also claimed to have read an advanced publication of the entire Obama "Worldest Shortest Books" collection before bed after the speech. Folks either didn't hear this claim or didn't care much whether he had or not. Rumors are that Butch might have ghost written a couple of these books.

Billy Roy, local wise man/country and western singer/big issue summarizer, commented, "All I got was that Obama did everything he wanted to in 2009 and liked what he did a lot. Therefore he was going to double his efforts to do it all over again in 2010. I just wonder if the Republicans are paying him big money to act like this."

Something to think about,

Jim

Obama Announces New Releases of the World's Shortest Books

Aunt Martha, as the official librarian in Hubbard City, is always right on top of new publications. Her latest will have readers heading to their borders (note that is not the Borders book store). She authored and read the following review to the folks:

"A great author has to change with the times, even Barrack Obama. After his 'Audacity of Hope 'and 'Memories of My Father' publications which made him a millionaire, he is now going small.

In these busy times the American people have no time for long, tedious books. 'Random Louse' Inc. has published a new fifteen book collection of the World's Shortest Books authored by none other than our President. They are only offered as a set for the mandated price of $150 (payment due no later than 4/15/10). Those choosing not to subscribe can do so by paying a federal fee (directly to the Obama family) of only $159 (due 2/15/10). Those wishing exemptions from purchase or fees may do so by voting a minimum of 3 times in the 2012 elections (send voter ID # and registration fee of $149 to ACORN.com, San Quentin Prison, S.F., Ca.).　

This collection is already #1 on the NY Times Best Selling List even though the publication date is set for 2016."

A COLLECTION OF THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS FOR TODAY'S GROWING NUMBER OF ILLITERATES BY BARRY BARRACK OBAMA:

1) THINGS I DID TO EARN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE (INTRO BY AL GORE)

2) STORIES OF OTHER BLACK FOLK'S LIKE ME WITH NO AFRICAN AMERICAN ROOTS (INTRO BY BILL CLINTON)

3) THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THE USA (INTRO BY HUGO CHAVEZ)

4) 2008 CAMPAIGN PROMISES: MADE AND KEPT

5) THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY MENTOR: JOE BIDEN

6) THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY FAVORITE AMERICAN FAMILIES: THE CLINTON'S AND BUSH'S

7) EVIDENCE THAT I AM NOT ASSOCIATED IN ANY WAY WITH ACORN, THE TIDES FOUNDATION, THE APOLLO ALLIANCE, THE WEATHERMEN, GEORGE SOROS, AL GORE, AND OTHER SOCIALIST ORGANIZATIONS THAT USE THE GREEN MOVEMENT AS A FRONT (INTRO BY BILL AYRES AND THE REV. WRIGHT)

8) WHY, HOW, AND WHEN I LEFT THE MUSLIM RELIGION

9) WHY WATERBOARDING OF REPUBLICANS AND INDEPENDENTS JUST AIN'T RIGHT (INTRO BY HARRY REID AND NANCY PELOSI)

10) MY PLANS TO CAPTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN AND NICOLE SIMPSON'S KILLER ON THE SAME HAWAIIAN GOLF COURSE (INTRO BY O. J. SIMPSON AND ERIC HOLDER)

11) SPEAKING TIPS: WHEN NOT TO USE A TELEPROMPTER

12) GLOBAL WARMING TRUTHS FOR IDIOTS (INTRO BY AL GORE)

13) TRANSPARENCY TIPS FOR DIVULGING PESKY PERSONAL BACKGROUND DOCUMENTS (COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS, BIRTH CERTIFICATES, DRUG SUPPLIERS, PASSPORTS, KIN FOLKS, ETC.)

14) DETAILS OF MY SECRET LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE U.S. MILITARY (INTRO BY JIMMY CARTER)

15) BLACK FRIENDS TIGER AND I HAVE MADE WHILE GOLFING, JETTING, AND YAUGHTING

Make room on your book shelves, but first get your check books ready to spread it around a little.

Jim