Friday, September 4, 2009

Billy Roy Checks Out the Bar at Cowboy's Stadium

Billy Roy Mitcham says he walked into a new very high-tech bar while attending a Cowboy game in the new stadium last week. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot in a Cowboy uniform.

The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

Billy Roy thought a moment then replied, "A Jack Daniels and coke."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best mixed drink BM had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

BM answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc.......

Billy was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Margarita please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ, sir?"

This time BM answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.

Bill had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool. Again a Rum and Coke, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time in his best Hubbard drawl "Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A” ?

The guys at the Cafe say their favorite pastimes are golf and sex because you don't have to be good at either one of them to have fun.

Think about it,


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