Circle Flies Swarming Obama's War Counsel

Aunt Martha had coffee while snooping at the Hubbard City Drug Store and observed the following: Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." Sue got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my Margarita...... "She's such a smart alec" . . .

Everyone back way up because Billy Roy is ripped, "Can you believe the latest? Chairman Obama and his alleged War Counsel are holding up a decision on supporting General McChrystal's request for troops in Afghanistan, 'The Good War', until they can assess the strength of the Afghan government. And who is in Kabul assessing the government but our old Viet Nam 'hero', John (lie like a dog) Kerry. Remember the one that lied to Congress about how he saw our troops burn and pillage villages in Nam. The one who had so much support from his fellow swift boat comrades."

"What a bunch of horse s--t. I'll bet the circle flies are power swarming the oval office. Hell, the Taliban has already done their assessment of the strength of our Obama government, and they went on the attack."

"Meanwhile our troops are undermanned in Obama's 'essential' Afghan war. Don't you just love the liberal elites. We go into Iraq and run Al Qaeda out, and the libs ask what are we doing there when the bad guys are in Afghanistan? We go into Afghanistan and run them out, and the libs ask why are we there? The truth is the Chicken Libs run from conflict faster than a French soldier with a white flag. This girlie boy Obama brings back memories of Billy Boy Clinton. He is more interested in doing away with any restrictions on gays in the military so that they can dance with each other than in supporting real soldiers doing real things to find, kill, and capture real murdering radical Muslim terrorists."

B.M. paused to get a deep breath, "I am sick of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barbara Boxer, Russ Feingold, Pat Leahy, Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, and the Hollywood Leftist morons: Every time they stand in front of television cameras and broadcast to the Islamic Nazis that we went to war because our President lied, that the war is wrong and our Soldiers are torturers, that we should leave Iraq, they give the Islamic butchers - the same ones that tortured and mutilated American Soldiers - cause to think that we'll run away again, and all they have to do is hang on a little longer. It is certain that we will have to defeat the Islamic jihadists. Better to do it now on their turf (Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan, and Iran), than later in downtown Hubbard."

Meanwhile, the Cafe is anxiously awaiting another visit by Govenor Hubbard, honorable and deceased advisor to Butch Jackson (see 10/17 post).

Think about it,

Jim