Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Gov. Hubbard Puts Cafe in Major Panic

On Halloween Saturday night Butch Jackson was sleeping soundly dreaming that the Hubbard Jags made a mid-season correction by moving to the Wishbone Formation, had turned around their season by going 8 and 0 after going 1-5 in the first half of the season, and were playing for the Texas State Class A Football Championship at Jerry Jones new stadium in Dallas, Texas. The Jags in this dream are behind but driving on the opponents 5 yard line with 0:30 to go and down by 4 points when D.B. raised all the windows in Butch's bedroom with a slam, and with a fierce wind, blew Butch's door closed with even a louder slamming noise.

But first, if you need a little memory jog, D.B. is the honorable and deceased Richard B. Hubbard, former Governor of the State of Texas in the 1920s and namesake of Hubbard City. In two earlier visits (see blogs on 10/17 and 10/20) D.B. had shared critical data with Butch in hopes of helping his favorite city avoid some historical "issues" by providing the following summary info about Hubbard's future:

1. In the year 2017 Barrack Hussein Obama was elected the UN's Chairman of Social Justice
2. Scott Riddle's cattle had been confiscated to clean up the World's atmosphere
3. Scott was on the waiting list to receive medical attention in Chicago
4. Pat Riddle had requested permission to write a check with the World Bank
5. Rush Limbaugh was the owner of the Waco Outdoor Hockey Team (they play year round)
6. Politics in the US were dominated by The Frankfurt School (A Worldwide Marxist Org)which used Economic and Cultural Minorities to gain control
7. The US was controlled by a Coalition Dedicated to "Spreading Others Wealth"

Butch: "What the hell? D.B. that better be you."

D.B.: "In person. What's happening? As if I didn't know."

Butch: "Before we get into the heavy stuff did the Jags win state in 2009?"

D.B.: "Don't know about the state thing, but I know their record was 1-9, so I would spect not."

Butch: "Unless I am still dreaming, tell me how Obama pulled off this Communist takeover of these United States?"

D.B.: "Communist? Butch, you Cafe guys are so politically offensive. Let's call it Social Justice."

Butch: "Justice, my ass. But go ahead, hit me with it."

D.B.: "In Obama's first 18 months, he with a Democratically controlled Congress, passed legislation to raise taxes on all producers of wealth by letting Bush's tax cuts expire and then hiding taxes in legislation with the government taking control of the Health Care System, the Energy System (called it Cap and Trade), Automotive (a gift from Bush), and the Financial System (also from Bush). This gained government control of about 50% of the US economy. Got it?"

Butch: "No way, the people would never let this happen. Are you kidding me?"

D.B.: "Well the folks did vote Obama in initially, and then did have their second thoughts. In fact the majority of Americans were against these takeovers, but Obama had the votes in Congress. Then, he made the big move to insure that he kept the votes. Obama and the Dems passed a Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act that gave amnesty to 18,000,000(that's with an M) illegal immigrants which also gave them voting rights. These votes insured a Democratic majority in 2010 and Obama's re-election in 2012. And of course, Obama then was elected to run the UN. Meanwhile, the US had signed several UN treaties like Comprehensive Climate Reform and The World Secular Freedom Act which gave the UN control of many US issues."

Butch: "What about Reid, Pelosi, Biden, Frank, and those guys?"

D.B.: "Interesting group of people. All four of these, including several others, were tried and convicted in 2013 of crimes against the state. They are all serving time in a prison named GITMO in a sister country, Cuba."

Butch: "So who was elected President in 2016?".

D.B.: "A new guy to politics named Jeremiah Wright who ran on the platform of 'Spread It Baby'."

Butch: "Is there anyway to stop this?"

D.B.: "Yes, but I gotta go now. See you soon. Whosh!!"

With that, Butch put on a clean "I was anti-Obama before it was cool" T shirt and headed for the Cafe.

Think about it,


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