Monday, May 31, 2010

Look Out America!

On this Memorial Day a good friend in Austin, Texas asked me to pass on a warning to the Hubbard City Cafe:


This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Akmed, warned the United States that, if military actions against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President either. It's gonna get ugly, people.

Have a great day,


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