Aunt Martha, as the official librarian in Hubbard City, is always right on top of new publications. Her latest will have readers heading to their borders (note that is not the Borders book store). She authored and read the following review to the folks:
"A great author has to change with the times, even Barrack Obama. After his 'Audacity of Hope 'and 'Memories of My Father' publications which made him a millionaire, he is now going small.
In these busy times the American people have no time for long, tedious books. 'Random Louse' Inc. has published a new fifteen book collection of the World's Shortest Books authored by none other than our President. They are only offered as a set for the mandated price of $150 (payment due no later than 4/15/10). Those choosing not to subscribe can do so by paying a federal fee (directly to the Obama family) of only $159 (due 2/15/10). Those wishing exemptions from purchase or fees may do so by voting a minimum of 3 times in the 2012 elections (send voter ID # and registration fee of $149 to ACORN.com, San Quentin Prison, S.F., Ca.).
This collection is already #1 on the NY Times Best Selling List even though the publication date is set for 2016."
A COLLECTION OF THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS FOR TODAY'S GROWING NUMBER OF ILLITERATES BY BARRY BARRACK OBAMA:
1) THINGS I DID TO EARN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE (INTRO BY AL GORE)
2) STORIES OF OTHER BLACK FOLK'S LIKE ME WITH NO AFRICAN AMERICAN ROOTS (INTRO BY BILL CLINTON)
3) THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THE USA (INTRO BY HUGO CHAVEZ)
4) 2008 CAMPAIGN PROMISES: MADE AND KEPT
5) THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY MENTOR: JOE BIDEN
6) THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY FAVORITE AMERICAN FAMILIES: THE CLINTON'S AND BUSH'S
7) EVIDENCE THAT I AM NOT ASSOCIATED IN ANY WAY WITH ACORN, THE TIDES FOUNDATION, THE APOLLO ALLIANCE, THE WEATHERMEN, GEORGE SOROS, AL GORE, AND OTHER SOCIALIST ORGANIZATIONS THAT USE THE GREEN MOVEMENT AS A FRONT (INTRO BY BILL AYRES AND THE REV. WRIGHT)
8) WHY, HOW, AND WHEN I LEFT THE MUSLIM RELIGION
9) WHY WATERBOARDING OF REPUBLICANS AND INDEPENDENTS JUST AIN'T RIGHT (INTRO BY HARRY REID AND NANCY PELOSI)
10) MY PLANS TO CAPTURE OSAMA BIN LADEN AND NICOLE SIMPSON'S KILLER ON THE SAME HAWAIIAN GOLF COURSE (INTRO BY O. J. SIMPSON AND ERIC HOLDER)
11) SPEAKING TIPS: WHEN NOT TO USE A TELEPROMPTER
12) GLOBAL WARMING TRUTHS FOR IDIOTS (INTRO BY AL GORE)
13) TRANSPARENCY TIPS FOR DIVULGING PESKY PERSONAL BACKGROUND DOCUMENTS (COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS, BIRTH CERTIFICATES, DRUG SUPPLIERS, PASSPORTS, KIN FOLKS, ETC.)
14) DETAILS OF MY SECRET LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE U.S. MILITARY (INTRO BY JIMMY CARTER)
15) BLACK FRIENDS TIGER AND I HAVE MADE WHILE GOLFING, JETTING, AND YAUGHTING
Make room on your book shelves, but first get your check books ready to spread it around a little.