Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Drunken Baucus Disqualified as Legitimate Idiot

The Cafe is inundated with nominations and voting activity regarding their "Idiot's List". While many of the suggestions are valid and will be considered, Billy Roy has determined some additional rules need to be established.

First ruling is that a candidate's idiocy can not be artificially enhanced by foreign substances such as adult beverages or illegal drugs. Billy Roy says some of the Cafe's brethren in Montana are campaigning very hard to get Senator Max Baucus on the top ten list. As you probably recall Max authored the Democrats Health Care Reform Bill before Harry Reid (#5 on the Idiot's List) rewrote the final bill. Billy Roy has ruled that Max has been disqualified due to the excessive use of massive adult beverages as demonstrated in the You Tube Link below. Just paste this in to your browser as the evidence is overwhelming.

The current top ten ranking of the "Idiot's List" :

1. Barry

2. Janet Napolitano

3. Robert Gibbs

4. Nancy Peolosi

5. Harry Reid

6. Maxine Waters

7. Barney Frank

8. Henry Waxman

9. Al Franken

10. Tie: Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins, Ben Nelson, and Joe Lieberman

Disqualified: Joe Biden (considered as an "Off the Chart" idiot and unrankable)

The debate continues so keep your cards and letters flowing,

Here is the Baucus You Tube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Y9X5ggxzA


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