Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Taliban Warning to the Cafe

To: The Hubbard City Cafe

From: Dr. J. Decherd (A Friend of Maxine's Boy, Jim, in Austin, Texas)

Subject: Its gonna get ugly

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if Military actions against Iraq and Afghanistan continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 & Super 8 Managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States !

Folks, it's gonna get ugly!

1 comment:

  1. Perhaps more job opportunities for bonafide Americans? I'm gonna get me a Slurpee... : )