Bonus Blog: Revealing Obama's Quiz Along With Billy Roy's Calendar

Billy Roy Mitchum, local country singer/philosopher/follower of big and many little events, received the following quiz that was taken by the leaders of the G-20 countries meeting in Canada this weekend to discuss major world events.  BM was invited to the event in his informal capacity as Chairman of the Hubbard City Cafe but was unable to attend since he was performing at the Cowboy Club in Mexia this past weekend. 

In BM's absence, Obama was the only attendee from the US.  Things turned real bad when the current US leader was informed that teleprompters were not allowed.  It seems Obama answered all questions with a huge B and arrogantly stormed from the room prompting attendees to hold a raging debate over the clinical possibility of whether the current US leader could possibly be a complete imbecile while suffering from a huge dose of arrogance.  Obama was the only attendee who answered every question wrong.  Even the Chinese leader got three answers right even though he neither could read nor understand the English written quiz.

The quiz (remember Obama selected "b" on every question):

1.  When your country is spending more money than it is receiving in revenue by several $Trillion each year creating an unsustainable national deficit, your government should:
         a)  Reduce your spending to fall in line with revenues
         b)  Increase your spending and call it stimulus while declaring it the short term thing to do

2.  If citizens of your country can not afford to own a home, they should:
        a)  Not buy a home
        b)  Go ahead with a home purchase and rely on someone called Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac

3.  When none of your civilian defense team support you and your Generals war strategy, you should:
       a)  Change your war strategy, gain their agreement, or ask them to leave
       b)  Fire your General for questioning how engaged you are in the war

4)  If your current government run health care systems (medicaid and medicare) are bankrupt, you should:
      a)  Take measures to make the system responsive to free market principles
      b)  Add 12 million new people to the system

5)  If 15 million people have illegally entered your country, you should:
      a)  Enforce the borders immediately while taking all measures to deport the illegals
      b)  Sue any state or organization that tries to enforce existing immigration laws

Now by popular demand the following is Billy Roy's performance schedule:

July 2          Fairfield VFW                                                                  8:00 PM
July 3          Downtown Dawson                                                          8:00 PM
July 17        Wild Bill's Steak House, Hubbard                                     8:00 PM
Aug 20        Rosenthal Dance, Rosenthal                                              8:30 PM
Aug 21        Old Town, Hubbard                                                         9:00 PM
Sept 4         West Fest, Downtown West                                             8:30 AM
Sept 25       Cowboy Club, Mexia                                                       9:00 PM
Oct 2          Wild Bill's Steak House, Hubbard                                     8:00 PM

Also, BM appears every second Saturday of each month at Martin's Music Hall in downtown Corsicana on the Big C Jamboree at 7:00 PM.

This writer will reimburse any attendees cover charge that does not thoroughly enjoy any of these gigs.

But then I could write a book about the things I don't know,

Jim

Once Again, Barry Has Fixed the Problem!!!!

Yesterday a Billy Roy letter gave scary details summarizing why the US Military is in DEEP DOO DOO, and therefore the same is true of we the American people.

Today the current resident of the White House showed his decisiveness by accepting the resignation of General Stanley McChrystal for allowing comments made by him and his staff to be published by a silly left wing adolescent magazine.  This is the same resident that refuses to identify our enemies as Jihadist Radical Muslims.  In fact he will not admit that we are fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan.  He claims we are fighting Al Queda even though most have left Afghanistan long ago and fled to Pakistan, Somalia, and the Muslim conclaves in the free world. 

So can the American people feel confident that our military leadership problem has been fixed?  To answer that let's look at what is left of Obama's crack military team now that McChrystal is gone.

He is replaced by General David Patraeus.  While Patraeus was implementing the "surge strategy" in Iraq and gaining control of that country candidates Obama and Biden, not only fought tooth and toenail against "that failed policy" but also said Patraeus was a liar and misleading the American public about the status of our progress in Iraq.  Just today these two clowns praised this same lying Patraeus.  It is OK though, because remember their battle cry is "change".  Who has changed General Patraeus or these two bit politicians?

General Patraeus is dependent upon the Afghan government and their leader Hamid Karzai for success.  Where is Karzai on the firing of McChrystal?  The Afghan president, and his powerful half brother, Ahmed Wali Karzai, mounted a full-throated defense of General McChrystal with no  success.  Afghan officials said Wednesday that firing Gen.Stanley McChrystal would disrupt progress in the war and could jeopardize a pivotal security operation under way in Taliban strongholds in the south.


At the end of a one-hour video conference Tuesday night with President Barack Obama, Afghan President Hamid Karzai expressed his confidence in the top NATO commander in Afghanistan, Karzai spokesman Waheed Omar said.  Karzai rallied to McChrystal's support, saying he had increased cooperation between Afghan and international troops, worked to reduce civilian casualties and gained the trust of the Afghan people.


And what about the rest of this "dream team"?  The Obama dream team has suffered many internal conflicts, including complaints from the American ambassador, Karl W. Eikenberry (an outspoken critic of our current strategy in Afghanistan and McChrystal), about Richard C. Holbrooke, the special representative for Afghanistan and Pakistan. In one episode that dramatized the building animosities, Gen. James L. Jones (supporter of gays in the military and according to McChrystal someone who is stuck in the '80s), the national security adviser, wrote to Ambassador Eikenberry in February, sympathizing with his complaints about a visit Mr. Holbrooke had recently made to Afghanistan. In the note, which went out over channels that were not secure, officials said, General Jones soothed the ambassador by suggesting that Mr. Holbrooke would soon be removed from his job.


The Jones note prompted Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton to complain to current resident Obama, and her support for Mr. Holbrooke has kept him in his job.  And who says Hillary is worthless?

This controversy erupted as June is on track to becoming one of the deadliest months for U.S. and international forces in the nearly nine-year Afghan war.The military announced six more NATO deaths Wednesday — three of them Americans. The three other service members were not identified by nationality, but NATO said all died in the south — two in a bomb attack and one in a firefight. That makes 73 international forces killed so far this month. Forty-four of them were Americans.  The deadliest month of the conflict for U.S. forces was October 2009, when 59 service members were killed. For NATO forces overall, the deadliest month was July 2009, when 75 troops were killed.

The firing of McChrystal comes as NATO and Afghan forces are ramping up security in and around the key southern city of Kandahar, the birthplace of the Taliban.

"If McChrystal is fired, it will disrupt the operation," Ahmad Wali Karzai said. "It definitely will affect it. He (McChrystal) started all this, and he has a good relationship with the people. The people trust him and we trust him. If we lose this important person, I don't think that this operation will work in a positive way."

The Community Organizer in the White House did not harm Stanley McChrystal with this decision nor did he eliminate any of the incompetence and infighting of his crack military team. What he did do is harm the war effort in Afghanistan, our relationship with our Afghan allies, and the safety of, not only our American and UN troops, but the free world as well.  I would bet big money that those who are close to the situation feel strongly that Stanley McChrystal is the lucky one in this silly political farce. 

My prediction is that poor General Patraeus will suffer many more episodes of "dehydration" (like he did giving testimony to the congressional hearings) before this assignment is completed.

Please pray for our troops.

Think about it,

Jim

What Is Wrong With The President of the United States?

"In only his second year it seems the biggest and most raging debate about the current President is 'just what is wrong with him?'. This, of course, is easier to narrow down then to talk about all the things that he has done wrong ranging from destroying our economy (think deficit), crippling our status and safety in the world (call a Muslim Jihadist a Muslim Jihadist), destroying the world's best health care system, disastrous crisis management of oil spills (blame everyone else), extorting corporations (they say Biden 'rough talked' BP), giving auto companies to the unions that wrecked them in the first place,  bribing politicians, mishandling captured Jihadist Muslims (read em their rights), refusing to protect our citizens by securing our borders (sue those who try), and creating more racial strife than we have had in 60 years (95% of blacks will always call any criticism of Obama racism)."  And, of course, only Butch Jackson could put this string of wrongdoings in one sentence.  Butch then called for a Hubbard City Cafe vote by providing a ballot with the following choices.

What is wrong with Obama?

A.  He is mentally ill:  There is a major debate among Psychoanalysts on this question.  Some believe he is a Pathological Narcissist.  Narcissists project a grandiose but false image of themselves. Jim Jones, leader of People's Temple, the man who led over 900 of his followers to cheerfully commit mass suicide and even murder their own children was also a narcissist. Charles Manson, Joe Stalin, Saddam, Mao Zedong, Kim Jong IL, and Adolph Hitler are a few examples of pathological narcissists  (these are not to be confused with regular old narcissists like Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton).

Other experts believe that Obama has mental illnesses beyond narcissism.  Obama's family tree is loaded with those with mental problems. His maternal great-grandmother committed suicide. His grandfather, Stanley Dunham, was particularly weird: He was expelled from high school for punching his principal; named his daughter Stanley because he wanted a boy; and exposed young Barry to visits with alleged pedophile Frank Marshall Davis (who some think might or might not be Obama's biological father). Barack Sr. was an abusive, alcoholic bigamist (as was Bill Clinton's). Others question whether Obama suffers from the after effects of his admitted drug and alcohol usage.

B.  He is a Secular Socialist or Communist committed to the 'transformation' of the world's leading country away from its historic roots as a Constitutionally Based Republic based on Freedom and Self Government.  Most analysts with this belief base their argument on Obama's own words, actions, and major legislative initiatives.  Also, there is plenty of evidence that committed revolutionary socialist influenced Obama at an early age (people like Frank Marshall Davis, Reverend Wright, and Bill Ayers).   His takeovers of the auto industry, financial industry, health care, and now energy provide evidence to support these views.

C.  He is just incompetent.  Again there is evidence in studying his background and his performance that this could be the case.  Obama has no experience as a manager or organizational leader (that would be like zero).  His background and credentials mostly consist of a hazy drug using student, a community organizer, a part time teacher with a light load, and a brief tenure as a legislator where he mostly voted present (Rush Limbaugh says he is the least competent person in any room).  Certainly his ability to only communicate by reading a teleprompter, his giggling while being asked about the economy, his continuing a shout-out rather than announcing the Ft. Hood shootings, or his vacations, golfing, partying, fundraising, and foul mouth in the middle of the oil spill crisis all point to someone clearly not competent to be the President of the world's defender of freedom (even though these actions also support the mental illness case).  Lastly, his appointments are mostly radical lawyers with no management nor business experience.

D.  He (and WE because of HE) suffer from ALL THE ABOVE.

Well, Aunt Martha was called on to tally the ballots.  On this particular day at the Hubbard City Cafe 15 folks had coffee and 15 folks voted D (all the above).

So what does this mean?   Billy Roy, as usual summed it up, "Just maybe it means that drug store liberals, many who really do love this country, need to wake up and spit out the Kool-Aid...and that conservatives and moderates should put aside differences, band together, and elect as many conservatives as possible.  I personally believe Obama's actions will lead to impeachment.  This guy will never make it another 2 1/2 years unless his handlers lock him away in a padded cell while they transfer power to the Hillary Clinton (who is also a D)."

Think about it,

Jim

Good News From Europe

The folks at the Hubbard City Cafe may be the first in the nation to celebrate the good news from Europe, that being that SOCIALISM IS FAILING. As Billy Roy puts it, "You would think that watching the fall of the Soviet Union would be lesson enough. But it wasn't, what with Greece bankrupt and having to be bailed out by the Germans, who aren't happy about it at all. And they say Spain, Italy, and maybe even the UK are next. Even European folks will not put up with this kind of thing. Why should Germans work hard so that Greeks can retire early and well? The whole European Union idea is crumbling. And thank God, because we were following their path to some kind of Secular-Socialism as Newt puts it."

Butch jumped feet first, "I beg to differ, BM. We aren't following, we are racing to Socialism. According to the latest estimates, Obamacare will add more than $500 billion to the deficit over the next 10 years and $1.5 trillion in the decade following. Thank goodness support for the repeal of Obamacare is growing faster than the weeds in my chicken yard."

Joe Frank Dell responded before Butch could filibuster, "At least we have a chance to repeal Health Care. The stimulus and bail outs are money spent. Bozo Biden says the stimulus worked. And now the Labor Department's Bureau of Labor and Statistics released its monthly jobs report last week showing that the economy added 431,000 jobs in May. But don't let that number fool you. Of those 431,000 jobs, 411,000 jobs were temporary government Census jobs. In fact, private sector job growth actually fell in May, from 231,000 new private sector jobs in April to just 41,000 new private sector jobs in May. Combining the private and public sectors--the nation's unemployment rate fell to 9.7% as 286,000 workers left the labor force. In total the U.S. economy has now lost a net of 2.2 million jobs since 'Whose Ass Do I Kick' Obama signed his stimulus bill and his administration is now 7.2 million jobs short of what he promised."

BM came back, "I do believe this cloud has a silver lining, and if you're looking for one in the Greek crisis, here it is...Socialism's surprising resurgence in popularity over the past few years has crapped out. Done. Finished. They are proving what normal people know, you can't tax and spend your way to prosperity. Sooner or later, a thief like Obama that promises everything to everyone runs into the problem that there's no one left to pay for any of it -- and the house of cards collapses. That's what's happening in Greece and what's likely to happen in the rest of Europe, and it will stand in the way of any further efforts by Obama to take us down the road to Euro-socialism."

Butch muscled back in, "Just wait until the American people realize that we are already on the hook for Europe's debt. That's because much of the $1 trillion they're using to bail out Greece comes from the U.S. by way of the International Monetary Fund, to which we're by far the largest contributor. And that $1 trillion, you can be sure, is just the beginning. Meanwhile, here in the U.S. the Left has thoroughly infiltrated our society. That is, they hold power, influence and control of colleges, the elite news media, Hollywood, union leaders, trial lawyers, the courts, the Congress, and the bureaucracy at all levels of government. They are radically redefining (or as Obama says transforming) our very culture by deciding what is news, what is entertainment, what our children learn in school, and what kind of government we should have."

By now the lunch crowd began to flow into the cafe as the celebration of the Fall of European Socialism ran a little long. Even to the point that BM didn't even get to summarize. He probably would have said, "You heard the good news here first, the Greeks have awakened the American voter, who not only knows whose ass to kick but where to find them, and that would be in the White House."

Think about it,

Jim

These Folks Don't Forget The Little Things

Butch Jackson is well known around Hubbard City for having a memory that rarely forgets things of consequence, and many times things of lttle to no consequence.  Butch helps all the folks at the Hubbard City Cafe remember things much to the dismay of the Progressive Elites who take their coffee at the Drug Store.  It seems these Elite Spin Doctors hope that the folks are so busy watching Opra , NASCAR, and Katie Couric on the 6 o'clock news  that we will forget little things that could become big things. 

Well,  Butch made a short list, short for Butch anyway,  in answering a question from Billy Roy, "Just what things should we be remembering?"

1.  Don't forget to watch this "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" thing in the Military.  Just last Thursday, Sen. Roland Burris (D-Ill., remember he replaced Obama) complicated matters for Democrats by offering language that would draft the military into the war on the unborn. By a 15-12 vote, the Senate Armed Forces Committee agreed to an amendment that would lift the ban on abortions in all military facilities. As it stands, the Department of Defense is forbidden from performing abortions -- with exceptions for rape, incest, or the health of the mother. If the Burris language survives, some of the military's biggest civilian casualties will be the unborn. Medical facilities would turn into abortion clinics funded entirely by U.S. taxpayers. When old Wild Bill Clinton allowed military abortions back in 1993, doctors refused to perform them. Ultimately, the administration had to hire civilians to do the job.

(With Americans more pro-life than ever, it will be difficult to find men and women willing to destroy the next generation of U.S. soldiers. The military was meant to combat terrorism -- not perpetrate it against the unborn. Contact your Senators at 202-224-3121 and tell them to stop passing the President's liberal social agenda on the backs of American troops.)

2.  Don't forget the corruption of the Joe Sestak/Arlen Spector affair even though they announced it the Friday before the Memorial Weekend.  (This week Democratic Colorado Senate candidate Andrew Romanoff finally admitted they "dangled" jobs in front of him the if he would drop out of a race, in Chicago many of Obama's goons, that being Emunuel and Valerie Jarret, are being summoned to testify in "Rod" Blagojevich trial, and don't let them give you that 'Politics as usual' crap).

3. Don't forget Obama promised unemployment would not exceed 8% if we would only approve his stimulus plan. (Just this week unemployment 'dipped' to 9.7% and many folks have given up looking. Obama added the bailouts of banks and auto companies to his stimulus spending spree not to mention health care driving our deficit up to $13 Trillion. The guy lies like a hungry bird dog offering to guard  your hen house.)

4. Don't forget the big things like our country was founded on the rule of our Judeo Christian God's law, that being the "ten commandments". (We are one nation under God. That is the way it is. If you don't like it tough shit).

5. Don't forget Obama and crew had not read the Arizona Illegal Immigration Bill and opposed it anyway. (At the current rate of illegal immigration Obama will be front and center leading the nation in the year 2013 as our country celebrates White History Month).

Billy Roy summed it up, "They don't give us normal folks much credit do they?"

Think about it and don't forget even the little things,

Jim

It's Just Washington Politics and Everyone "Acting Alone" Does It

Chairman Billy Roy kicked off  today's discussion of world events, "Last Friday the White House published a letter explaining away the 'Sestak Affair'.  Everyone was supposed to have forgotten about it after the Memorial Day weekend.  A holiday that was rained out for our President who was vacationing in Chicago and unable to attend a military ceremony.  You know it seems to me that everyone is missing a big deal in this thing by not investigating what the Dems promised Arlen Spector to switch parties and then what they did to try protect him in the Democratic Primary or to double cross him, not sure which it is.  What do have on this Butch?"

"Once again, BM, you nailed it with semi-penetrating scrutiny."  Butch then spoke for some considerable time from a crumpled piece of notebook paper:

April, 1962: Billy Sol Estes is indicted as he ACTS ALONE to defraud the US government in Pecos, Texas despite his close connections with very powerful Washington politicians like Lyndon Banes Johnson (LBJ), former Leader of the US House (Estes later claims that LBJ was responsible for several deaths in West Texas as well as the assasination of President John F. Kennedy).

May, 1962: Robert Kennedy is rumored to hate the then VP, Lyndon Johnson, and is ACTING ALONE to attempt to force him from the ticket for re-election by threatening to release his association with Billy Sol Estes.

Nov 23, 1963: Lee Harvey Oswald (LHO), ACTING ALONE, assassinates President John F Kennedy in LBJ's home state of Texas after having married a Russian while living in that country and working with Communist organizations in New Orleans.

One hour and 20 minutes later: LHO shoots J. W. Tippit, an off-duty Dallas policeman, who is ACTING ALONE trying to apprehend LHO before the on-duty Dallas policemen and FBI agents can arrest him

Nov 24, 1963: LHO, ACTING ALONE, shouts to reporters he is framed and a "patsy" after his capture.

Nov 25, 1963: Jack Ruby, local night club owner in Dallas with a history of having been an enforcer for the Mafia in CHICAGO, is ACTING ALONE as he shoots and kills LHO who is being transferred by local Dallas police

Aug, 1964: Arlen Spector is the young, slick Yale educated attorney chosen by the Warren Commission to present how LHO ACTED COMPLETELY ALONE in the assassination of JFK. Spector is the author and spokesman of the single bullet theory which was required to get the public to accept the Warren Commission's report. Spector then was elected District Attorney as he ran on a Republican ticket even though he was a Democrat at the time. Note: A 2004 survery found that 80% of Americans do not believe the Warren Commission's Report.

June, 1968: Robert Kennedy, who is then running for President, is killed in Los Angeles by Sirhan Sirhan, ACTING ALONE. Sirhan is given the death penalty which is then changed retroactively to "life" when California makes capital punishment illegal (like their current immigrants).

April, 2009: Arlen Spector, now an 80 year old Republican Senator from Pennsylvania desiring re-election for 6 more years, and ACTING ALONE, decides to meet with the Democratic White House to explore how the Democrats can bribe him to change parties giving Obama his 60th vote needed to pass their Socialist Agenda and to insure Spector's re-election as an unchallenged Democrat

August, 2009: Joe Sestak, ACTING ALONE, double crossing Spector decides to leave his House seat to challenge Spector for the Senate seat after Spector, ACTING ALONE, has switched parties

Date Not Revealed as the White House Letter Says This Happened Over a Two Month Period: Rahm Emanuel, Chief of Staff for Obama, ACTING ALONE asks former impeached for perjury President Bill Clinton (none other than Arlen Spector defied his party in supporting Clinton during the impeachment process) to bribe Joe Sestak to drop out of the Senate race and keep his House seat or take other jobs

Date Not Revealed: Bill Clinton, ACTING ALONE, discusses opportunities with Sestak if he will drop out of the Senate race

May 18, 2010: Joe Sestak defeats Arlen Spector in the Pennsylvania Democratic Primary.

Today:  We are told this is just the way politics work in Washington, D.C. and all real "Adults" know and accept this. Just as we were told when President Bill Clinton had sex with a young intern that was in trusted to his employment and then committed perjury after taking a Bible oath, everybody does it.

By now the only person still in the cafe, and then only because he is the unofficial Chairman, was Billy Roy who summed up, "Well it is my opinion the number one message from the Tea Party Movement is that everyone doesn't do what Washington does, and it is time for Washington to STOP. Let's stop bribes and punish the co-ordinated collusion of Obama, Emanuel, Clinton, Spector, and Sestak. Collusion in which NONE OF THEM WERE ACTING ALONE!  First they bribed Spector to get his vote for sure, then they may have attempted to bribe Sestak to fix the primary, or did they screw Spector with Sestak to get rid of him? Either one, their actions would make LBJ proud and real citizens sick!"

Think about it,

Jim

Look Out America!

On this Memorial Day a good friend in Austin, Texas asked me to pass on a warning to the Hubbard City Cafe:

WARNING FROM AFGHANISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Akmed, warned the United States that, if military actions against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President either. It's gonna get ugly, people.

Have a great day,

Jim